The waitress just poured me this glass of wine. What the eff. It’s like a goblet of apple juice! That’s scott in the background.
I just saw Ben from Big Love eating pizza in the East Village and had to resist telling him how great I think he is on that show.
WHERE THE HELL DID CLAIRE GO!?!!?
Butch Walker cover of Taylor Swift’s “You Belong With Me”
this is awesome.
thanks to eamon for sending me this and advising me to skip the intro
My dog Phoenix is an internet star!!
She’s not wearing her cone in this picture, which my mom fondly calls The Cone of Disgrace.
Phoenix
The other week, I was out dancing with friends at a bar on the Lower East Side, when the disco ball got knocked off the ceiling and fell on my head. I sustained a couple of cuts and it sheared / pulled out some of my hair. I went to the hospital and cheered up the staff with my stupid injury.
Disco claims yet another victim.
(Don’t worry too hard - my head has since recovered)
Here’s a sketch I wrote from the January Slow Burn show. It’s about mothers and daughters.
Are You Stoned?
Written by moi, Celeste Ballard
Starring Fran Gillespie and Pam Murphy
Directed by Nate Smith
