no one calls me celesterstallone

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my name is celeste. i live in New York City. i write sketch comedy for the Upright Citizens Brigade Maude Team SLOW BURN . you can send me an email at celeste dot ballard at gmail dot com, especially if you want me to write something for you. if you want to see older writing you can check out this old thing .

Lauren and Twitch Hip Hop 

and here’s why the show does amazing in the ratings. love this too. also this song might be downloaded onto my computer in the near future. 

— 1 week ago

kent and neil 

and this one by Travis Wall who was discovered on SYTYCD as a contestant on Season 2 but who has grown to become one of the best choreographers the show uses. so so cool. 

— 1 week ago

That Home - Contemporary 

So You Think You Can Dance is doing amazing thing for my favorite contemporary choreographers.  This dance by Dee Caspary is unreal.

— 1 week ago
no i'm not a jonas / brother, i'm a grown up: For the record, my general stance on reading YA novels is that you... →

For the record, my general stance on reading YA novels is that you should do it, and not bother being ashamed. Gossip Girl is dumber and trashier; so, on many nights, is True Blood. The themes tend to be pretty basic (misunderstood girl discovers secret power, does good, finds love; it turns…

LOVE DAT YA

Also just bought Mockingjay. Paired it off with a highly on sale Lush Life. 

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betterbooktitles:

Virginia Woolf: Mrs. Dalloway

Nailed it. Also this is probably my favorite book. 

betterbooktitles:

Virginia Woolf: Mrs. Dalloway

Nailed it. Also this is probably my favorite book. 

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This is my life. I’m not even joking.

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This is my life. I’m not even joking.

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The woman hosting ON STAGE (the theater segment) on New York 1 just pronounced Waiting for Godot as Waiting for GOD-o.

New York 1 can do no wrong at 12:41 am!

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well this is the best thing i’ve seen all day. thanks dave. 

— 1 week ago