January 2009
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December 2008
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“At 12:01 AM on January 1st, just after the ball drops in Time Square, Time...”
– Nikki Finke’s Deadline Hollywood Daily WHAT THE FUCK!!!! HOW AM I GOING TO WATCH WHITNEY PORT ON THE CITY! JK you guys. I would never watch that schlock first run.   I srsly do need The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, and I’m really looking forward to The College Humor MTV show.  ...
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things i bought that i love →
Mindy Kaling’s blog has not been swallowed by the depths of the internet! It has merely switched domain names! I am rejoicing. 
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The Best ‘Best of 2008’ Lists of 2008 List →
steller: via golis a reblog so i remember to actually read this.
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Dec 26th
things i've been doing on break
started watching The Wire saw Spring Awakening. Hunter Parrish is the lead. I saw his bare ass last night.  listening to the Spring Awakening soundtrack getting amped about seeing In the Heights on Friday eating pasta
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HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS OF GLORY
THE STATE REUNION AT SF SKETCHFEST! omgomgomg THE STATE SF SKETCHFEST TRIBUTE AND REUNION PERFORMANCES KEVIN ALLISON · MICHAEL IAN BLACK · ROBERT BEN GARANT · TODD HOLOUBEK · MICHAEL PATRICK JANN KERRI KENNEY-SILVER · THOMAS LENNON · JOE LO TRUGLIO · KEN MARINO · MICHAEL SHOWALTER · DAVID WAIN http://www.sfsketchfest.com/schedule/
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sometimes when i get dressed i think, man, i look like a cliché. 
Dec 18th
netflix ratings are dumbtarded
AddThe Dark KnightWhat a horrible, immoral, destructive, movie. Ik can’t believe that this movie got a PG-13 rating.DT 21052762% Similar to you what the hellz
Dec 17th
“It takes me an hour and a half to get ready to go out. I meditate for a bit....”
– nymag
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Way To Go, Guys
maxsilvestri: Tracy’s Roommate: Tracy Morgan, not Tracy Jordan, will star in and produce the comedy Freshman Roommates with T.J. Miller, one of the scared kids from Cloverfield. The movie focuses on a college kid who drunk-replies to an e-mail from a Nigerian prince. But this is no scam. Something that becomes clear when the spoiled son of a deposed African dictator (Morgan) shows up at his...
Dec 17th
Film Addict: How many of IMDB's Top 250 have you... →
tesslynch: iveneverheardofyou: iveneverheardofyou: 28.4%. Ouch. sonyamcneil:Damn! 44% I guess I need to start watching some of the older movies peterwknox:I came in right under 50%. I felt as though I was doing pretty well. bg5000:I’ve seen 63.2%. I suppose i have some work to do. 59.2%.  And that’s really only because of too many cinema studies classes. 34 % or something....
Dec 17th
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Trailer for 'I Love You Man'  →
tesslynch: robhuebel: This is the trailer for a movie I’m in with Paul Rudd, Jason Segal, Rashida Jones, Andy Samburg, Tom Lennon and a million other people you know. This clip is a little ‘cute’, but the I saw a cut of the movie and it’s fucking hilarious. Comes out March 20. YESssssss
Dec 17th
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claudia: biggest loser finale!
claudia: it's going to be huge!
claudia: pun intended!
Dec 16th
zelda's finishing apps for grad school. good luck,...
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Dec 15th
WatchWatch
THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING!
Dec 14th
Scandals: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens in 'Sex... →
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WatchWatch
I have a feeling this little kid doesn’t really like girls, so much as he likes attention. Attention, and possibly also men.  He should be Dakota Fanning’s gay best friend and they can co-write a book about being precocious. 
Dec 11th
“Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist,” says Blair, who then...”
– ‘Gossip Girl’ Takes Us Through the First Two Stages of Grief — Daily Intel — New York News Blog — New York Magazine
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CW looking to spin off 'Gossip Girl' →
Nelly Yuki, I have my fingers crossed for you!! OH wait. I meant DAROTA. DAROTA!!!
Dec 5th
I can still remember the outgoing message my sister and I had when we shared a line back in the nineties. Remember when getting your own line was such a big deal that you felt the need to compose personalized musical outgoing messages? Those were the days. The song went a little something like this.  Ahem. Together: You have reached Claudia’s and Celeste’s message center. Please...
Dec 5th
“When we played in New York, people were freaking out and screaming and yelling...”
– Billy Corgan is THE WORST. (via nymag.com)
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“Prop 8 - The Musical” starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more… from FOD Team, Jack Black, Craig Robinson, John C Reilly, and Rashida Jones
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FatSmiles Tomorrow Night
Each month, the company I work for produces a standup comedy show. Tomorrow night’s lineup is pretty “off the chain” as certain people might say.  Definitely come check it out if you’re in New York! FATSMILES at Joe’s Pub Thursday Dec 4th at 11.30pm Matt McCarthy Hannibal Buress Kumail Nanjiani Robin Ince Nick Kroll Eugene Mirman Hope to see you there!
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FatSmiles Show. Just added: NICK KROLL - This...
fatsmiles: FATSMILES IN DECEMBER the December edition of FatSmiles features Kumail Nanjiani Robin Ince Hannibal Buress Eugene Mirman Nick Kroll and more… Thursday, December 4th 11:30pm Joe’s Pub 425 Lafayette Street (between East 4th and Astor Place) FATSMILES will incorporate the best of UK and US comedy. Each night will be unique event, with a new host and comedy collaborations,...
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