December 2009
59 posts
important twilight saga related post
I just finished reading eclipse.
here are my thoughts
- is there ANYTHING remotely redeeming or interesting about Bella Swan? she’s such a dud of a heroine.
- warm-blooded ripped dude beats out the cold-blooded humorless pretty boy. I’M JUST SAYING. because Edward is also a dud. he seems so dramatic and boring. I choose Jacob.
neither of these things will prevent me from seeing...
November 2009
50 posts
using google wave. i feel like how my grandparents must feel when they use the internet sans AOL.
IT GIRL, more like SHIT GIRL*
*my thoughts while reading Nylon’s It Girl issue. I am a model of maturity and eloquence.
A conversation over Indian food at Tabla
Mom: Celeste have some shrimp- it'll blow your brains out.
My mom judging
Mom: and you put the bourbon in yours or whatever the hell it was
Conversation while reading the menu at Dallas BBQ
Mom: how's the frozen apple martini?
Sister: how does the frozen apple martini sound to you?
BBM convo between my mom and my brother from the...
Mom: what are your plans
My brother: for what?
Mom: The rest of your life
ALSO
lookmom:
taking suggestions for LA area home/antique/salvage stores that are not awful…
please advise?
Rose Bowl flea every second Sunday of the month
Fairfax and Melrose flea every Sunday
Whoa I miss home all of a sudden
My friend Robert is hilars and wrote and directed this video starring the one and only James Franco. Check it outttt.
For 23 torturous years, Rom Houben says he lay trapped in his paralyzed body,...
– Rom Houben, Man In Coma For 23 Years, Was Fully Conscious, Mom Says
oh man.
hey! my friend Todd wrote this for Slow Burn! and I’m in it for a hot second!
There’s one thing people have to understand: Comics are not happy clowns. They...
– Tracy Morgan (from his new book ‘I Am The New Black) (via benzado)
I hate that so many of my friends are reblogging this. Sure this is true of some comics, maybe even most comics, but to say “all of them” is inaccurate. Not every comic is trying to fill a void. Some are just trying to spread the...
the episode of Modern Family that I’m watching on abc.com is sponsored by KY Intense. Not very family appropriate.
Does Radiohead Actually [Gasp] ‘Kinda Blow’? →
Um, what? The answer is no.
just did a google search for video phone and the first drop down option was video phone video, because just searching for video phone will surely leave you without the right results.
Top 9 Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Parodies - Urlesque →
Josh makes a really great Virginia Woolf joke in here.
We were surfing at Sunset around 10 AM or so yesterday, high tide was already...
– SunsetSurf.com - Pacific Palisades, California
2 things regarding sharks:
I’m pretty into reading these shark sighting reports from Sunset Beach in LA.
I always have weird dreams where I’m stuck at an incredibly large lagoon and have to get away from sharks.
Tonight over dinner, my parents were telling me how they saw Janice Ian, Richie Havens, Chambers Brothers and The Doors at the Fillmore East when they were in high school. They both went to Bayside High in Bayside, Queens. After that concert, my Dad and his friends drove my mom and her friends home in his Impala. On the way home, my dad noticed a cute little Italian girl, so he later took her on a...
today i need to change my name to Facepain Sinuspressure, this cold hurts so bad.
BOOOOOOOOERNS.
morning routine
wake up
brush teeth / wash face
get dressed while watching an episode of It’s Always Sunny
leave late because I was watching It’s Always Sunny and getting dressed slowly
drink coffee from Little Veselka if I feel like treating myself
get on train even later than I should because I was buying coffee at Little Veselka
* note: I am not always late because the train is zippier than...
Anne Geddes’ Daughter
Written by Me for SLOW BURN
Performed at Maude Night at UCB NY
Featuring Corey Johnson, Meryl Hathaway, Jaime Skinner and Cody Melton
Directed by Nate Smith
SantaCon is for adults - where guys & girls of legal age dress up like Santa...
– SantaCon.info - About
I could get into this.
It all comes back. Perhaps it is difficult to see the value in having...
– from Joan Didion’s “On Keeping a Notebook”
a question
Mood. Sounds groovy.
I know what you mean. I find that sometimes I have to listen to really jangley pop music to write sketch. But often I listen to Fleet Floxes no matter what I’m writing. But now I’m looking for some new things to listen to while hacking away at these keys.
frankhejl:
Mine kind of depends. Believe it or not, depending on the mood I try to set, I listen to...
when I start typing the letters h and a into the subject of a gmail email, it auto completes to HAY LAYDIES. time to reevaluate things I think. mainly the emails I write.
Dear Brianna,
Don’t worry. I’m not moving back to LA yet.
Love,
Celeste
a question
for those of you who write, what music do you listen to while writing?
wait… how do I enable answers?