March 2009
65 posts
“Once on board each of the “Fast & Furious” stars found something to...”
– Film - Vin Diesel and Paul Walker Restart Their Engines in ‘Fast and Furious’ - NYTimes.com
A nimble foot race? Sounds like the first level of Mario 64 with that giant koopa troopa… am I right, ladiessss???
Spotted: Sad Panda Walking Downtown - Gothamist:... →
more sad panda. more sad panda, please.
“This episode features the first appearances of Gunter and Ernst, the Siegfried...”
– $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying... →
wikipedia entry on one of my favorite simpsons episodes
Apple - Movie Trailers - Where the Wild Things Are →
WATCH.
“MGM and the Farrelly brothers are closing in on their cast for “The Three...”
– MGM gets its ‘Stooges’ - Entertainment News, Film News, Media - Variety
The Farrelly brothers better not mess this up.
Harlem Shakes →
I know the dudes in this band, and their new album, Technicolor Health, is out today! Buy it, folks.
“The F.D.A. has 30 days to comply with the order, in which the judge also urged...”
– Plan B Must Be Made Available to 17-Year-Olds - NYTimes.com
Yes.
witnessed this weekend
mollylambert:
two incredibly drunk girls chopping up lines of cocaine on an iphone in the women’s bathroom at a hotel bar in downtown LA
i think it would be funny if what you saw was actually an application where you can tap your credit card on your screen to create digital lines of cocaine for no reason other than to fool people in bathrooms to think you’re of of “those girls”
come see this show i help produce
OWA and The Fix Present: FatSmiles! Wednesday March 25th @ 8pm Featuring: Pete Holmes Michelle Collins John Roberts Amy Shumer Glenn Wool Dave Hill @ The Red Room 85 East 4th Street (upstairs) $7 at the door
Theater Review - At Soho Rep, Obsessed by ‘First... →
i’ve never seen rambo, but nevertheless i want to go to here
Watchpaulscheer:
THE WEBSITE AND TRAILER for GOBSTOPPER has finally launched!
Check out the trailer for this new horror film I did with Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future), Zack Gilford (Friday Night Lights), Martha Mac Isaac (Superbad), Wee Man (Jackass), Paul Rust (I Love You Beth Cooper), and Nicky Whelan (Neighbors)
More more Info and Wallpaper visit www.gobstoppermovie.com
FINALLY...
‘Star Trek’ Fans Put Kirk’s Command Chair in Their... →
Nerds.
“David: Simon New show: Treme The pitch: A drama series set in post-Katrina New...”
– Which David Will Save HBO? — Vulture — Entertainment & Culture Blog — New York Magazine
I will watch the shit out of this show. The Wire is the best show ever. Yes, David Simon! Thank you.
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs →
sydneyesque:
ohlivyuhuxtable:
THE TRAILER IS FINALLY OUT. OH MY GOD. AHH! CAN YOU TELL I’M REALLY REALLY EXCITED?
Voice cast includes Bill Hader, Anna Faris, James Caan, Bruce Campbell, Andy Samberg, Mr. T, and Tracy Morgan. Release date: September 18.
Oh my god, oh my god, I can’t wait, I can’t wait!!!
YESSSS this was my favorite book when i was little
I bang the worst dudes. (Sorry, Mom) →
My brother just sent me this link. And for this, mom, I apologize.
“In March 2009, McBride was offered a contract to play professional baseball with...”
– Danny R. McBride - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
hahaha KENNY POWERS
“Observe and Report … is a freaking revelation. Sick, dark, halfway...”
– Cinematical
“After a night of drinking Red Bull and vodkas, a group of guys travel back in...”
– Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
It seems like this logline has a product placement in it. Really now?
ohmy →
So this is an article entitled “I’ll pay a girl to have sex with my Down’s syndrome son.”
I really can’t even say anything about my opinion, and neither can the author of the article, because I just am so at a loss about this. I’ll let the pull quotes speak for themselves.
from Otto’s mom:
“I strongly believe, and have always said, that society has a...
WatchI am so excited about this for all the reasons mentioned below. Also Catherine O’Hara is one of my “people I’d like to meet” on my as-good-as-defunct myspace page. I think she’s kind of a genius.
bigscreenlittlescreen:
Trailer: John Krasinski, Maya Rudolph in ‘Away We Go’
Director: Sam Mendes. Screenplay: Dave Eggers and Vandela Vida. With Jeff Daniels, Catherine...
The Office Archive | vanityfair.com →
via bigscreenlittlescreen
“Dorothy Petrillo-Hollingsworth (nee Petrillo, formerly Zbornak), portrayed by...”
– Dorothy Zbornak - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This is awesome. I feel awesome.
Which Golden Girl are you?Your assessment: You’re Dorothy Zbornak! Life hasn’t been easy, but you’re hanging in there. You’re kind, compassionate, and value friendship. You have a strong personality, but are loved. Your search for love has been long, but you’re ready to meet Mr. Right. You enjoy quiet evenings, but love a night out I have no idea what this means.
WatchBill Hader + Andy Samberg = Never Not Funny
“I know every hidey hole they hide in.”
– Roman Grant
Film - Paul Rudd - Between Macho and Metrosexual... →
“Alex Andon with one of the jellyfish tanks he builds. He started his business...”
– caption for a picture from a nytimes article about how people who’ve been laid off are starting their own businesses, and this may help the economy. at first glance this caption does nothing to prove the argument of the article.
the last sentence is not supposed to be a...
All is not sweet for David Alan Grier as his Comedy Central series Chocolate Newswas not picked up for renewal by the network, reports The New York Times. The show, which ran for ten episodes, was not so much a news parody but more of a sketch comedy series where Grier portrayed fictitious characters to the poet Maya Angelou. Fans of Grier, though, can catch the comedian on this season’s...
“Anna Nicole Smith’s boyfriend Howard K. Stern and two doctors were charged...”
– Anna Nicole Smith’s Boyfriend Charged - NYTimes.com
this is so disgusting and so sad
FatSmiles in March! Wednesday 3/25 at 8pm
fatsmiles:
FATSMILES in March will feature:
Pete Holmes
Dave Hill
John Roberts
Amy Schumer
Glenn Wool
and
Michelle Collins!
The Red Room
85 East 4th Street 3rd floor New York, NY 10003
produced by Olivia Wingate Artists in association with The Fix
Hey New York friends! Come see this show!
The company I work for produces it and I run it. Gonna be slammin’!
best email of the day (so far)
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shameless self promotion
My Sketch 301 class at UCB is putting on a show this Saturday at 5:30pm. It features my writing!
Featuring real live Maude Team actors who are all radical:
Scott Courlander
D’arcy Erokan
John Frusciante
Jim Santangeli
Ari Scott
Andree Vermeulen