no one calls me celesterstallone: Archive

Apr 22nd

Apr 17th

Look at this fucking hipster →

new favorite tumblr

Apr 16th

“Such is the accomplishment of Pride And Prejudice And Zombies that after...”

– Pride And Prejudice And Zombies | Books | A.V. Club

Apr 16th

Layoffs would hit Villaraigosa's schools... →

Not cool

Apr 16th

“In the “Man vs. Wild” episode, Ferrell joins Grylls in the far north of Sweden,...”

– Will Ferrell goes wild for ‘Man’ - Entertainment News, TV News, Media - Variety

Apr 15th

“Hannah Montana: The Movie Even if you live in a cave or loathe little girls,...”

– Entertainment news, movie reviews, awards, festivals, celebrity photos, industry events - Variety What an odd blurb. Also it would make more sense if they wrote “Even if you live in a cave AND loathe little girls…”

Apr 15th

Rupert Isaacson’s Mongolian Adventure in Healing... →

Is it just me, or does it seem like this man had a business plan for capitalizing on his son’s autism? I feel weird about this article.

Apr 15th

Paul Rudd And Seth Rogen Read From Harlequin... →

Thanks David Litt.

Apr 15th

Apr 14th

Apr 10th

SLOW BURN

My Maude Team at UCB just got a name, bitches. Check out our debut on Monday May 18th at Maude Night.

Apr 10th

Watch

Regina Spektor and Reggie Watts on Vimeo (via Vimeo)

Apr 10th

2 thoughts

aiming for this to be a good friday feels like underachieving. the smoke monster on lost is hulu because it shows you episodes past.

Apr 10th

Do you ever wonder if Ace of Base used Babel Fish by Alta Vista to translate their lyrics out of Swedish into English? I do. Because they don’t excel in the sense-making department. Shock! I got a new life You would hardly recognize me Im so glad How can a person like me care for you Why do I bother When youre not the one for me Is enough enough I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I...

Apr 9th

listen, when you post AIM conversations

alaskamiller: the last sentence or the punch line can’t and should never be your own. no one wants to be around the kid that points out his own wit or explains his own joke. having a punch line and explaining a joke are two different things. one makes the joke and one ruins it.

Apr 8th

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V1 GALLERY artist →

awesome photographs.

Apr 8th

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FWAPhoto - One Photo a Day | 2009-04-02 | Zena... →

Apr 8th

“For more on Lohan — including what she has to say about her rumored affair...”

– News - EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan in Tears: I’m in “Absolute Hell” | Usmagazine.com I clicked through to this article and read the whole thing, distracted by the ads for the magazine that are in line with the “text.” I mean, GOOD LORD. I will never buy this magazine...

Apr 8th