September 2009
43 posts
OOF.
me: i can't concentrate.
eddie: well cry me a river and then dont concentrate in it
Saturday Night Live - SNL Promo: Ryan Reynolds -... →
haha so excited.
“Boy, the only thing missing from this place is a couple dozen bodies lymed and...”
– Jane Lynch, Glee
WatchRape Whistle
Written By Me for Slow Burn at Maude Night
“I believe culturally we’re addicted to our tension and we use it as a way to...”
– From this amazing interview with uber yoga teacher Sean Corne. (via katespencer)
New Video: Au Revoir Simone's "Shadows" →
hilarysiegel:
I’ve loved this band for a long time and now that they have the approval of David Lynch, I have a feeling that everyone else will start loving them soon. Great job on the video by the talented guys who work at Disposable (where I once interviewed for a job!).
I love this song!
“Even after the hours of laundry, there were several bags that hadn’t been...”
– Timothy McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Global War On Bedbugs: Letters from Bedbug City.
there is no such thing as overkill, indeed. that’s all i will say on this subject.
“According to Variety, Diablo Cody, the screenwriter behind Juno and Jennifer’s...”
– Diablo Cody signs up for ‘Sweet Valley High’ | EW.com
Alison, this post is for you!
“You have to be patient. You have to give yourself a chance. When you’re...”
– Wise words from Allison Silverman (former co-head writer and EP of The Colbert Report), in And Here’s the Kicker. (She also shouts out my college improv group, The Ex!t Players, because she was a member. Saweeet.)
“If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What am I working...”
– Creed, on The Office
“SPF 100—This is to SPF 99 and below as excellent heroin is to Capri Sun juice...”
– Shouts & Murmurs: A Guide To Summer Sun Protection : The New Yorker
haha.
Watchdoo dah doo doo!
i’ve watched this at least 30 thousand times in the last two days.
Last Words →
Watchjakelodwick:
Funny, short Reggie Watts video in London.
reggie watts is the ish
“OK, here’s a problem that is holding back feminism and you see it on the blogs....”
– Diablo Cody, interviewed by The Frisky
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Ugh good point. (via rubysneakers)
Obama Calls Kanye a 'Jackass' -- The Audio →
“Mrs. Palin is an inspiration to working mothers everywhere because she bailed on...”
– Tina Fey Steals Creative Arts Emmys — Vulture
so much for going to bed early might be the title of my autobiography someday
“I’m T-Pain.”
– T-Pain
“Text TV: Fox has picked up a multi-camera, coming-of-age project, to be written...”
– via
ew. ugh. ew.
“It is appalling to this day the stuff that I encounter. I remember I had a...”
– Kathy Griffin Charmed by Ben Silverman — Vulture
I kind of miss bsilvs.
Shake Shack Will Open Nolita Location -- Grub... →
OH SWEET JESUS
“It is not easy to categorize the Beatles’ music; more than any other group,...”
– Chuck Klosterman Repeats The Beatles
“IS THERE ANY BEST, SAFEST WAY TO NAVIGATE A MENU? Scratch off the appetizers and...”
– Restaurants - A Critic’s Opinions - You Ask, He Answers - Review - NYTimes.com
“4 p.m.: I decide to order off Seamless because my hangover is killing me....”
– The Ex-Banker Living on Alcohol, Hookups, and Unemployment — Daily Intel — New York News Blog — New York Magazine
SWEET-POTATO FRIES LATER, I feel worse.
by far my favorite clause in this whole thing and also maybe ever.
The Ex-Banker Living on Alcohol, Hookups, and... →
there are some really fantastic sentences in here.
