my name is celeste.
i live in New York City.
i'll tumblr 4 ya, mostly about things that are lowbrow and brilliant.
I have another one called See / Less here
"Any pop musician who ever entered the game expecting the pay stability of a company man or the recognition given to a good shortstop deserves all the disappointment of a Mets fan and the sympathy appropriate for, well, a pop star. As the Polish say, you want egg in your beer? Are you listening, pop stars? You get to wake up late and give endlessly self-aggrandizing interviews with language like “We’re just taking it to the next level.” You’re lucky to have running water."
"First of all, GPS weakens us as a society, and I absolutely refuse to use it. If, however, I were the type of weak person that did indulge in GPS, I would like the voice of Gandalf telling me where to make my turns. Who would be more trustworthy in the realm of navigation? Not only does he know where to go, he knows what’s going to happen to you when you get there."
Nick Offerman’s answer to the prompt: The voice you’d want on your car’s GPS navigation device (as seen in EW Mag)