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my name is celeste. i live in New York City. i write sketch comedy for the Upright Citizens Brigade Maude Team SLOW BURN . you can send me an email at celeste dot ballard at gmail dot com, especially if you want me to write something for you. if you want to see older writing you can check out this old thing .

rubysneakers:

iamachilles:

josh:

Everything I own.

Josh was also “owned” last night at his goodbye roast.  So much fun.  Everyone’s bits were awesome.  You missed THE COMEDY EVENT OF THE CENTURY.

Oh the wordplay never ends!  I was bummed to have missed Achilles and James’ roasts, which I was told where awesome.
Josh, in all seriousness, I am going to miss you a lot.  We were only just becoming great friends when you announced your move - something that I blame myself for.  You’re going to have a ton of fun, I promise.  Take a class, go to some shows, and you’ll soon know all the amazing LA/FormerNY people as well as you know us assholes.
And you’ll get to find out what it is like to be average looking!
SERIOUSLY DON’T DO DRUGS.


Josh and I took Improv 101 together while he was interning at The Daily Show and I was interning at The Colbert Report. He’s a big part of my NYC experience and I will miss him immensely. JOSH I’LL SEE YOU IN LOS ANGELES WHEN I MOVE HOME.

rubysneakers:

iamachilles:

josh:

Everything I own.

Josh was also “owned” last night at his goodbye roast.  So much fun.  Everyone’s bits were awesome.  You missed THE COMEDY EVENT OF THE CENTURY.

Oh the wordplay never ends!  I was bummed to have missed Achilles and James’ roasts, which I was told where awesome.

Josh, in all seriousness, I am going to miss you a lot.  We were only just becoming great friends when you announced your move - something that I blame myself for.  You’re going to have a ton of fun, I promise.  Take a class, go to some shows, and you’ll soon know all the amazing LA/FormerNY people as well as you know us assholes.

And you’ll get to find out what it is like to be average looking!

SERIOUSLY DON’T DO DRUGS.

Josh and I took Improv 101 together while he was interning at The Daily Show and I was interning at The Colbert Report. He’s a big part of my NYC experience and I will miss him immensely. JOSH I’LL SEE YOU IN LOS ANGELES WHEN I MOVE HOME.

— 10 months ago with 49 notes
  1. zakknudsen reblogged this from josh and added:
    remember this. Thinking something like “Don’t get mugged on the A train.” josh:
  2. allthelatestmoves reblogged this from josh and added:
    Safe travels! See you out there.
  3. frankhejl reblogged this from josh and added:
    Farewell, sucker! You will be missed. For realsies.
  4. celesterstallone reblogged this from healywu and added:
    Josh and I took Improv 101 together while he was interning at The Daily Show and I was interning at The Colbert Report....
  5. healywu reblogged this from iamachilles and added:
    Oh the wordplay never ends! I was bummed to have missed Achilles and James’ roasts, which I was told where awesome....
  6. ginahavingthoughts reblogged this from josh and added:
    bye j.rach! thanks for leaving the wig and the keys to your ny-comedy empire. go get em in la!
  7. davebluvband reblogged this from iamachilles and added:
    That was a lot of fun! Good luck on all your endeavors, Josh!
  8. bettebentley reblogged this from josh and added:
    off to shabbat dinner at my aunt’s.
  9. iamachilles reblogged this from josh and added:
    Josh was also “owned” last night at his goodbye roast. So much fun. Everyone’s bits were awesome. You missed THE COMEDY...
  10. darklamb reblogged this from josh and added:
    ohmgosh! are you moving right now??? have fun in la! don’t forget to email my baby sis who is the coolest chick in town!
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