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my name is celeste. i live in New York City. i write sketch comedy for the Upright Citizens Brigade Maude Team SLOW BURN . you can send me an email at celeste dot ballard at gmail dot com, especially if you want me to write something for you. if you want to see older writing you can check out this old thing .
my name is celeste. i live in New York City. i write sketch comedy for the Upright Citizens Brigade Maude Team SLOW BURN . you can send me an email at celeste dot ballard at gmail dot com, especially if you want me to write something for you. if you want to see older writing you can check out this old thing .
The other week, I was out dancing with friends at a bar on the Lower East Side, when the disco ball got knocked off the ceiling and fell on my head. I sustained a couple of cuts and it sheared / pulled out some of my hair. I went to the hospital and cheered up the staff with my stupid injury.
Disco claims yet another victim.
(Don’t worry too hard - my head has since recovered)
