no one calls me celesterstallone

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my name is celeste. i live in New York City. i write sketch comedy for the Upright Citizens Brigade Maude Team SLOW BURN . you can send me an email at celeste dot ballard at gmail dot com, especially if you want me to write something for you. if you want to see older writing you can check out this old thing .

My dog Phoenix is an internet star!!
She’s not wearing her cone in this picture, which my mom fondly calls The Cone of Disgrace.
fuckyeahanimalswithcasts:

Phoenix

My dog Phoenix is an internet star!!

She’s not wearing her cone in this picture, which my mom fondly calls The Cone of Disgrace.

fuckyeahanimalswithcasts:

Phoenix

— 7 months ago with 11 notes
  1. celesterstallone reblogged this from animalswithcasts and added:
    is an internet star!! She’s not wearing her cone in this picture, which my mom fondly calls The Cone of Disgrace.
  2. animalswithcasts posted this