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Who I Am Things I Write
my name is celeste. i live in New York City. i write sketch comedy for the Upright Citizens Brigade Maude Team SLOW BURN . you can send me an email at celeste dot ballard at gmail dot com, especially if you want me to write something for you. if you want to see older writing you can check out this old thing .
my name is celeste. i live in New York City. i write sketch comedy for the Upright Citizens Brigade Maude Team SLOW BURN . you can send me an email at celeste dot ballard at gmail dot com, especially if you want me to write something for you. if you want to see older writing you can check out this old thing .
The waitress just poured me this glass of wine. What the eff. It’s like a goblet of apple juice! That’s scott in the background.
