SyFy reportedly has B-movie god Roger Corman directing a movie about this goddammer, and the network’s original films director has been “discussing what asharktopus should look like, how many mouths it should have and how it should kill.” The obvious answers: it should look really awesome, have infinite mouths, and fuck everyone up.

HEY SYFY NETWORK! WAY TO STEAL AN IDEA FROM AMANDA AND I!!