no one calls me celesterstallone

hey here’s a sketch I wrote for my old Maude Team. with...

Thu, 17 May 2012 09:20:38 -0400

hey here’s a sketch I wrote for my old Maude Team.

with Zhubin Parang, featuring Alex Scordelis.

Asos is selling this Spike Crown Headband. Crucifixion chic!

Fri, 11 May 2012 16:02:50 -0400

Asos is selling this Spike Crown Headband. Crucifixion chic!

entered into the best spin class songs of all time hall of fame

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 12:55:10 -0400

entered into the best spin class songs of all time hall of fame

important definition

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 15:26:00 -0400

1. twerk

to work one’s body, as in dancing, especially the rear end

IS THIS FOR REAL?

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 13:35:41 -0400

Twilight‘s Billy Burke will play the lead in NBC’s untitled JJ Abrams/Eric Kripke drama pilot (form. Revolution), directed by Jon Favreau. The high-octane action drama follows a group of people struggling to survive and reunite with loved ones in a world where all forms of energy have mysteriously ceased to exist.

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?!?!

I wrote a post for Paper Magazine's blog!!

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 19:54:03 -0400

I wrote a post for Paper Magazine's blog!!:

Check it out, dude! - an actual quote from Michelle Tanner about this very post

1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship Opening I...

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 12:22:00 -0400

1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship Opening

I CANNOT HANDLE HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS VIDEO

HEY KELLY HUDSON, YOU ON THIS THING?? EMILY STRACHAN, YOU AROUND??

Beach House - Myth new jam from one of my fave bands

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 11:05:00 -0500

Beach House - Myth

new jam from one of my fave bands

3.4 LAIKA (from 大牟田) (by shimpongijin) song NSFW dancing Totally...

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 13:02:56 -0500

3.4 LAIKA (from 大牟田) (by shimpongijin)

song NSFW

dancing Totally Suitable For Life

A romantic evening spent with my date, the zombies on AMC

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 22:44:45 -0500

A romantic evening spent with my date, the zombies on AMC

Rihanna - You Da One (by RihannaVEVO) FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 09:07:40 -0500

Rihanna - You Da One (by RihannaVEVO)

FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY

Dumpling friends.

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 21:14:33 -0500

Dumpling friends.

My dog Max at the scene of the crime. He killed that tiny man.

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 23:02:43 -0500

My dog Max at the scene of the crime. He killed that tiny man.

Giant cat skeleton

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 10:47:04 -0500

Giant cat skeleton

Photo

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 10:45:09 -0500

"Life just got REALLY good. Hello Hello Baby Blue! We are happy to announce the arrival of our..."

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 14:24:33 -0500

“

Life just got REALLY good.

Hello Hello Baby Blue!

We are happy to announce the arrival of our beautiful daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, born on Saturday, January 7, 2012.

Her birth was emotional and extremely peaceful, we are in heaven.

She was delivered naturally at a healthy 7 lbs and it was the best experience of both of our lives.

We are thankful to everyone for all your prayers, well wishes, love and support.

Beyoncé & JAY Z

”

- “GLORY” feat. B.I.C. | Life Times

and let’s all be emotional and happy about baby BIC until the world ends.

White Wine. Red vines. Settlers of Catan. Elegance. Is....

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:28:22 -0500

White Wine. Red vines. Settlers of Catan.

Elegance. Is. Learned.

My cousin Lorenzo discovered he’s nearsighted and has a...

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 22:47:30 -0500

My cousin Lorenzo discovered he’s nearsighted and has a coca cola deficiency so these glasses are the only ones that do the trick.

Weekend Update: Get in the Cage (Saturday Night Live) (by...

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 21:53:42 -0500

Weekend Update: Get in the Cage (Saturday Night Live) (by NBC)

my favorite

Call Your Girlfriend SNL.mov (by whereistheothersock)

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 16:19:25 -0500

Call Your Girlfriend SNL.mov (by whereistheothersock)