my name is celeste. i live in New York City. i’ll tumblr 4 ya, mostly about things that are lowbrow and brilliant. I have another one called See / Less here var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6049291-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @celesterstallone)http://www.celesterstallone.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/b3HeLs8Yosw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Rihanna - You Da One (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3HeLs8Yosw">RihannaVEVO</a>)</p> <p>FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY</p>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/16974271808http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/16974271808Fri, 03 Feb 2012 09:07:40 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyc0w9htSt1qzrnyyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Dumpling friends.</p>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/16441629568http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/16441629568Tue, 24 Jan 2012 21:14:33 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2wkkzewv1qzrnyyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>My dog Max at the scene of the crime. He killed that tiny man.</p>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/16155447234http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/16155447234Thu, 19 Jan 2012 23:02:43 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly1yigi7CV1qzrnyyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Giant cat skeleton</p>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/16117541205http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/16117541205Thu, 19 Jan 2012 10:47:04 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly1yf99io71qzrnyyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/16117484945http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/16117484945Thu, 19 Jan 2012 10:45:09 -0500“<p>Life just got REALLY good. </p> <p>Hello Hello Baby Blue! </p> <p>We are happy to announce the arrival of our beautiful daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, born on Saturday, January 7, 2012. </p> <p>Her birth was emotional and extremely peaceful, we are in heaven. </p> <p>She was delivered naturally at a healthy 7 lbs and it was the best experience of both of our lives.</p> <p> We are thankful to everyone for all your prayers, well wishes, love and support. </p> <p>Beyoncé & JAY Z</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://lifeandtimes.com/glory-feat-b-i-c#">“GLORY” feat. B.I.C. | Life Times</a></p> <p>and let’s all be emotional and happy about baby BIC until the world ends. </p></em>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/15628179996http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/15628179996Tue, 10 Jan 2012 14:24:33 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx1lbarOnL1qzrnyyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>White Wine. Red vines. Settlers of Catan.</p> <p>Elegance. Is. Learned.</p>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/15053138971http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/15053138971Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:28:22 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwsl77kFsc1qzrnyyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>My cousin Lorenzo discovered he’s nearsighted and has a coca cola deficiency so these glasses are the only ones that do the trick.</p>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/14794389008http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/14794389008Sun, 25 Dec 2011 22:47:30 -0500<object width="400" height="231"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/xCNal6p95aKoW67sqFeTlw" /><param name="flashvars" value="ap=1" /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/xCNal6p95aKoW67sqFeTlw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="231" flashvars="ap=1"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Weekend Update: Get in the Cage (Saturday Night Live) (by <a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/311557/saturday-night-live-weekend-update-get-in-the-cage#s-p1-sr-i2">NBC</a>)</p> <p>my favorite</p>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/14490108674http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/14490108674Mon, 19 Dec 2011 21:53:42 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YbEOr5Weqb8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Call Your Girlfriend SNL.mov (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YbEOr5Weqb8">whereistheothersock</a>)</p>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/14179920987http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/14179920987Tue, 13 Dec 2011 16:19:25 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sOTMEXTlWhc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Run The World (Girls) - Beyoncé Live In Billboard Music Awards 2011</p> <p>your daily does of bey</p>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/14120342384http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/14120342384Mon, 12 Dec 2011 11:31:15 -0500<object width="400" height="231"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/Iztwrxg8lHNIFQ-M4ODptQ" /><param name="flashvars" value="ap=1" /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/Iztwrxg8lHNIFQ-M4ODptQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="231" flashvars="ap=1"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Weekend Update: Drunk Uncle (Saturday Night Live) (by <a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/306773/saturday-night-live-weekend-update-drunk-uncle">NBC</a>)</p> <p>I could rewatch this for DAYSSSSSS</p>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/14028124434http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/14028124434Sat, 10 Dec 2011 15:20:24 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/stvyyjwQH3w?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Charlie Siem: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stvyyjwQH3w">nprmusic</a>)</p> <p>whoa hot violinist alert</p>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/13982923277http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/13982923277Fri, 09 Dec 2011 16:58:13 -0500<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JYMIxT6UJqk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Florence + The Machine - Dog Days Are Over (Yeasayers Remix) </p> <p>it’s Friday. I have a cold. I like this song. </p>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/13971328977http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/13971328977Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:28:09 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CcNo07Xp8aQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Robyn - Dancing On My Own (by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcNo07Xp8aQ">RobynVEVO</a>)</p> <p>ROBYN IS ON SNL THIS WEEKEND!!!! LET’S ALL FREAK OUT!!!</p>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/13921379267http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/13921379267Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:41:15 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DjbuI_kNCfM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Merry Christmas from SNL Korea!!</p>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/13784413006http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/13784413006Mon, 05 Dec 2011 12:49:16 -0500“Any pop musician who ever entered the game expecting the pay stability of a company man or the recognition given to a good shortstop deserves all the disappointment of a Mets fan and the sympathy appropriate for, well, a pop star. As the Polish say, you want egg in your beer? Are you listening, pop stars? You get to wake up late and give endlessly self-aggrandizing interviews with language like “We’re just taking it to the next level.” You’re lucky to have running water.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/sashafrerejones/2011/12/adele-will-likely-win-everything-the-grammy-noms.html">Sasha Frere-Jones: Adele Will Likely Win Everything: The Grammy Noms : The New Yorker</a></em>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/13611443048http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/13611443048Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:35:27 -0500<iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6660383" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rickyvanveen.com/post/13607478529/allison-does-a-jake-and-amir">rickyv</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Allison does a Jake and Amir.</p> </blockquote> <p>allison’s jungle yell at the end</p>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/13609062799http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/13609062799Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:47:09 -0500<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/27235856" width="400" height="180" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>LA Light (by <a href="http://vimeo.com/27235856">Colin Rich</a>)</p>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/13608737365http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/13608737365Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:40:28 -0500<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/32397612" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Address Is Approximate (by <a href="http://vimeo.com/32397612">The Theory</a>)</p> <p>really cool short</p>http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/13601349973http://www.celesterstallone.com/post/13601349973Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:03:25 -0500